They don't understand us, dae they?
Ah mean the English. Really, they don't understand us Scots.
"This man walks intae a cake shop and points to one o' the items on display.
'Is that a doughnut or a meringue?' he asks?
'Naw ye're right, it's a doughnut' says the woman behind the counter."
Ah mean. Is that funny or no'?
Well, ah telt it tae mah mate fae Liverpool. He didnae get it!!!
They jist don't understand us......
It's nae wunder we want to destroy the UK, is it?
As for that Geordie accent... don't get me startit man!!!
a doughnut

a meringue
........or am I wrong?

